psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today. Wow
highmiranda: why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so Says the slut trying to justify being a slut.
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
vvorldwideweb: what if gravity didnt affect our hair Fuck that I just will shave my head.
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i-am-whale: my-invisible-angel: nicalletteswigart: 1.4 million wizards on Tumblr! 1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR ALMOST 2 2 Million! 2.7 Million Almost 3 Million!!!! 4 MILLION!!!! LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!! Let’s get 5 million!!! Instant reblog I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH. WE NEED 7 MILLION THE NOTES. OH GOD just about every person on...
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